I grew up constantly torn apart by the daily struggle of trying to straddle my two great loves: math and reading.
After calculating that my chance of making a paradigm-shifting discovery in math was roughly .00198273%, I decided to pick a new career via dartboard and ended up in advertising. It’s not where my dart landed (which was the floor, because I suck at darts), but hey, that’s life.
I still pursue my other interests: building stuff, reading words, doing puzzles, putting my feet in cold rivers, those dumb math problem books you get in airports (which I buy in bulk online) and my true passions: being constantly tired and falling asleep everywhere.
I’m a creative who never does her timesheets on time, wears only black, and never stops yapping — groundbreaking, I know.
A fun fact is that my dad is cooler than your dad, because mine saved me from a bear once. Which was not at all fun at the time.
The password is password. Naturally.
Critical Mass | Associate Creative Director | 07.2021 - present
Crispin Porter + Bogusky | Senior Copywriter | 02.2019 - 06.2021
GSD&M | Creative (art & copy) | 03.2017 - 02.2019
heat | Junior Creative (art & copy) | 10.2015 - 02.2017
DigitasLBi | Art Direction Intern | 09.2014 - 12.2014
Miami Ad School | Art Direction | 09.2013 - 09.2015
Vanderbilt University | Math, English, Corporate Strategy | 2008 - 2012